thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

manda:

no

punksy:

no sex november. not by choice im just not getting laid

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not-pizza:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

my mom had eye operation and since then she’s always talking about the leaves

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Ariel goes to the supermarket
markastar:

we all know who Wrecking Ball really was about

orangetree23:

defacinguitars:

tastemysole:

omg I’m in tears

The fact that it was obviously more than one person that sent them pizza. I love some people

This is wonderful.

teethprints:

Can’t they just take my womb out and put it back when I actually WANT spawn?

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